Yeah so in marked contrast to my striving colleagues, I have given in to a utterly massive attack of laziness. And here, today I was supposed to finish one of my experiments on saving the world.
Attention vast legions of readers. I want a gerbil. Get for me one.
(Note: Wanting of gerbil has nothing to do with experiment. I swear)
We were gonna get one, but couldn’t find a store…
I had a gerbil named Jelly, but I had Natalie Portman take care of her…she’s not doing so hot anymore.