Well, today I had my dentist appointment, and I’m in a lot of pain. So much pain that I’m not going to school for the next two days. I can’t talk for 48 hours so there’s no point to go to my classes. I’m going to email my professors and tell them the good news.
what did u go to the dentist for? what the hell did they do to u? are u still home in berkeley? taking any pain meds? shit, what a great way to start the fucking semester.
i’ll be your new dentist in the future. i’ll give you lots of drugs that will make you happy and you’ll see the rainbows and bluebirds dancing while you’ll be flying in the sky. hope you feel better.
awesome! drugs work!