“President Obama gave a speech on the economy, and once again he promised Americans change. Specifically pennies… nickels… dimes…” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama’s recent speech on the state of the economy
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"President Obama went on Fox News tonight to pitch his plan for heath care reform. Obama going on Fox News? That's like John Edwards going on The Marriage Ref." -- Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama and heath care reform
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"A woman in Houston just gave birth to a healthy set of quintuplets. The mom says she's excited about her babies, and can't wait to watch them grow up on whatever channel gives them a reality show." -- Jimmy Fallon on Houston's newest set of quintuplets
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