“Everyone’s talking about the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Adm. Mike Mullen said it’s wrong to force people ‘to lie about who they are’ in order to serve their country. Then Congress was like, ‘Who cares? We do that every election.'” — Jimmy Fallon on ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
There’s just no room for a communication gap in the military!
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(satire)