“It looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children who grew up in a two-room home with just one bathroom. He worked his way through school and became the first person in his family to graduate from college. Then, sadly, he fell in with the wrong crowd and wound up in Congress.” — Jay Leno on John Boehner (R – OH) being the next Speaker of the House