Ed Helms On Bradley Cooper
“Bradley is a highly intelligent being wrapped in a hot, studly body.” — Ed Helms on Bradley Cooper [Details June/July 2009 (118)] … Continue reading…Ed Helms On Bradley Cooper
Category: Asides
D.J. Waldie On Suburban Life
“Sometimes I think the only real forces here are circumstance and grace.” — An excerpt from D.J. Waldie’s Holy Land (138) … Continue reading…D.J. Waldie On Suburban Life
Jay Leno On Texas Governor Rick Perry
“Texas Gov. Rick Perry says Texas could secede from the Union if it wanted to. Is that what we need? Another foreign country on our border speaking a language we don’t understand?” — Jay Leno on Texas Governor Rick Perry … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Texas Governor Rick Perry
Argus Hamilton On Capt. Richard Phillips
“Capt. Richard Phillips got offers from Hollywood studios for the film rights to his heroic story Tuesday. How much he gets depends on his past. If he’s led an upright life, he could get millions, but if he has skeletons in his closet, the sky’s the limit.” — Argus Hamilton on Capt. Richard Phillips … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Capt. Richard Phillips
Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama’s Supreme Court Justice Nominee
“The president may have a nominee for the Supreme Court by the end of the week. Does it bother anybody that it took him 10 times longer to pick a dog?” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama’s Supreme Court Justice nominee … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama’s Supreme Court Justice Nominee