“No,” he says. “I thought it’d be much worse.” — An executive’s opinion upon hearing the results of a crude study on the performances of starting pitchers after signing big contracts … Continue reading…On The Performances Of Starting Pitchers After Signing Big Contracts
“At President Obama’s press conference, he said, ‘We’re seeing definite signs of progress,’ and ‘A better day will come.’ Then he stopped and said, ‘I’m sorry–we’re talking about the Knicks, right?'” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama’s optimistic outlook on the economy … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama’s Optimistic Outlook On The Economy
“Ken Starr argued on behalf of Proposition 8 banning gay marriage to the California Supreme Court on Thursday. He already got Bill Clinton impeached for heterosexual sex. It would appear he’s against forms of fornication except for legal fees.” — Argus Hamilton Ken Starr and California’s Proposition 8 … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8
“Citigroup showed a profit and had its best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion in profit. That just shows you: If you give a company $45 billion in government bailout money, they’ll show you how to turn it into $8 billion in profit.” — Jay Leno on Citigroup’s recent $8 billion profit … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Citigroup’s Recent $8 Billion Profit
“In a speech, President Barack Obama lashed out about the excessive AIG bonuses. He was so upset he changed his slogan from ‘Yes We Can’ to ‘Oh No You Don’t.'” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s reaction to AIG bonuses … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s Reaction To AIG Bonuses