“Former President George W. Bush was on Oprah. When asked about being the leader of the free world, Oprah said, ‘It’s not bad.'” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush being on Oprah … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush Being On Oprah
“George W. Bush says he is glad to be out of the Oval Office because he doesn’t have to think all the time. That was him thinking all the time?” — David Letterman on George W. Bush being glad to be out of the Oval Office … Continue reading…David Letterman On George W. Bush Being Glad To Be Out Of The Oval Office
“It is time to recognize that sacrifice, valor and integrity are no more defined by sexual orientation than they are by race or gender, religion or creed.” — President Barack Obama on repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” … Continue reading…President Barack Obama On Repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
“Americans are stranded on a cruise ship for two days and they have to haul in 60,000 pounds of food. Meanwhile the Chilean miners were underground for 69 days with nothing but a can of tuna fish and they were fine.” — Jay Leno on the recently stranded Carnival cruise ship … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Recently Stranded Carnival Cruise Ship
“It looks like John Boehner will be the new speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children who grew up in a two-room home with just one bathroom. He worked his way through school and became the first person in his family to graduate from college. Then, sadly, he fell in with the wrong crowd and wound up in Congress.” — Jay Leno on John Boehner (R – OH) being the next Speaker of the House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On John Boehner Being The Next Speaker Of The House