“This is Obama’s 12th appearance on the cover of Time magazine. This beats President Bush’s record of 11 appearances on the cover of MAD magazine.” — Conan O’Brien on Time magazine’s favorite cover boy Barack Obama … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Time Magazine’s Favorite Cover Boy Barack Obama
“Congratulations to Bill Clinton for going to North Korea and freeing the two journalists. To be fair, it wasn’t that hard for Bill… he’s used to sneaking women out of government buildings.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill Clinton freeing journalists from North Korea … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Bill Clinton Freeing Journalists From North Korea
“This week, the Toyota Corolla became the most traded-in car as part of the Cash for Clunkers program. After hearing this, the CEO of General Motors said, ‘Don’t tell me Toyota makes even a better clunker than we do.'” — Conan O’Brien on Cash for Clunkers … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Cash For Clunkers
“Frightening times with all these crazy dictators. But they’re all small, really. Kim Jong II? Tiny guy. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Tiny guy? Mayor Bloomberg? Tiny guy.” — David Letterman on tiny crazy dictators … Continue reading…David Letterman On Tiny Crazy Dictators
“Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game and afterward, he had a five-minute phone conversation with President Obama. Meanwhile, the losing pitcher got a two-hour phone call from Joe Biden.” — Conan O’Brien on Mark Buehrle’s perfect game … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Mark Buehrle’s Perfect Game