“President Obama is taking a historic trip — he’s in Russia. Obama went there because from Russia, you can actually see Sarah Palin cleaning out her office in Alaska.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s resignation as Alaska governor … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s Resignation As Alaska Governor
“In an interview this weekend, Vice President Joe Biden says he still has his eye on the presidency. Which is weird, since the question was, ‘How do you take your coffee?'” — Conan O’Brien on Vice President Joe Biden for President … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Vice President Joe Biden For President
“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held an election victory party. At the party, he thanked the 148% of the people who voted for him. Ahmadinejad is keeping a low profile, a result of the contested election. When asked about him, his staff said he was out hiking.” — Jay Leno on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Iran … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Mahmoud Ahmadinejad And Iran
“Nice work with the hug dodge,” Barack Obama told Bono after the U2 frontman avoided hugging then-President George W. Bush.
Judging by many of the comments, in hindsight Bono shouldn’t have slighted Bush. Of course, had more people known about it then, many would have applauded Bono. It’s just another example of how trying to be mean and not be friendly actually takes more effort than to simply be nice. … Continue reading…Bono Snubs George W. Bush
“President Obama was ripped by animal rights activists for killing a fly during a TV interview. It was grim. He slapped it barehanded and it fell dead to the Oval Office carpet, where it lies next to the president of GM and three Inspector Generals.” — Argus Hamilton on Barack Obama killing a fly … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Barack Obama Killing A Fly