“The federal government is saying they will back the warranties of the Chrysler or GM vehicles. Well, that’s great news for consumers — combine the efficiency of the federal government with the honesty of car mechanics.” — Jay Leno on government bailouts of Chrysler and General Motors … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Government Bailouts Of Chrysler And General Motors
Patrick Chappatte displays a new media method, in this case Facebook, that Barack Obama might utilize in his foreign affairs. … Continue reading…Patrick Chappatte Cartoon – 03.24.2009
“The economy is bad. So bad, even Tom Cruise is taking antidepressants.” — David Letterman on the economic crisis … Continue reading…David Letterman On The Economic Crisis
“At President Obama’s press conference, he said, ‘We’re seeing definite signs of progress,’ and ‘A better day will come.’ Then he stopped and said, ‘I’m sorry–we’re talking about the Knicks, right?'” — Jimmy Fallon on Barack Obama’s optimistic outlook on the economy … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Barack Obama’s Optimistic Outlook On The Economy
“Ken Starr argued on behalf of Proposition 8 banning gay marriage to the California Supreme Court on Thursday. He already got Bill Clinton impeached for heterosexual sex. It would appear he’s against forms of fornication except for legal fees.” — Argus Hamilton Ken Starr and California’s Proposition 8 … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8