“Government figures released by President Bush show we are not in a recession. Unless, of course, you have to buy gas or food or some other luxury item.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush’s figures showing no recession … Continue reading…Jay Leno On George W. Bush’s Figures Showing No Recession
“Barack Obama said today that the $700 billion bailout should not be a blank check. He said that $700 billion is a lot of money. In fact, it would take him at least 10 Hollywood fundraisers to come up with that kind of money.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and the $700 billion bailout … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And The $700 Billion Bailout
“Someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account, because she hadn’t taken the proper security measures. So it’s official — no one in the Palin family uses protection.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s hacked e-mail account … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s Hacked E-Mail Account
“Congress now has a 10% approval rating. That seems way too high.” — Jay Leno on Congress’ recent approval rating … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Congress’ Recent Approval Rating
“She says she’s a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. Which explains why she is in favor of shotgun weddings.” — Conan O’Brien on Sarah Palin’s NRA membership … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Sarah Palin’s NRA Membership