“There’s a new bill in the Senate that would give the president the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it, not because he invented the Internet, but because he just signed up for Match.com.” — Craig Ferguson on the potential presidential power to shut off the Internet … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On The Potential Presidential Power To Shut Off The Internet
“The countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling, the wedding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married. Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don’t care who the groom is as long as it’s not Levi Johnston.” — Jay Leno on Chelsea Clinton’s wedding … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding
Super Babe: Anna Chapman … Continue reading…Super Babe: Anna Chapman
“The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women’s Rights panel. Also on the panel: Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Brown, Phil Spector, Robert Blake, and chairman, O.J. Simpson.” — Jay Leno on the United Nations appointing Iran to the Women’s Rights Panel … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The United Nations Appointing Iran To The Women’s Rights Panel
“She doesn’t have a plan, she has a pamphlet, and most of it is pictures.” — Jerry Brown on Meg Whitman‘s “Meg 2010: Building A New California” … Continue reading…Jerry Brown On Meg Whitman’s “Meg 2010: Building A New California”