“In a new interview, BP‘s CEO Tony Hayward said the Gulf oil spill is ‘relatively tiny’ compared to the ‘very big ocean.’ That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet, because they’re really, really fat.” — Jimmy Fallon on BP CEO Tony Hayward … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On BP CEO Tony Hayward
“The Vatican is updating its policy on sexual abuse. They are now against it.” — Jay Leno on the Vatican and sexual abuse … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Vatican And Sexual Abuse
“The bad news is that there’s going to be a huge environmental disaster from the oil leak in the gulf. The good news is, they think the oil spill will be diluted by the melt ice caps.” — David Letterman on the BP oil spill … Continue reading…David Letterman On The BP Oil Spill
“Congress has voted against giving itself a pay raise. They thought giving themselves a pay raise now would be unpopular. I think giving them any pay at all right now is unpopular.” — Jay Leno on Congress voting against giving itself a pay raise … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise
“The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.” — Rush Limbaugh on BP oil rig spill near Louisiana coast … Continue reading…Rush Limbaugh On BP Oil Rig Spill Near Louisiana Coast