“The countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling, the wedding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married. Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don’t care who the groom is as long as it’s not Levi Johnston.” — Jay Leno on Chelsea Clinton’s wedding … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding
“Congratulations to Bill Clinton for going to North Korea and freeing the two journalists. To be fair, it wasn’t that hard for Bill… he’s used to sneaking women out of government buildings.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill Clinton freeing journalists from North Korea … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Bill Clinton Freeing Journalists From North Korea
“Ken Starr argued on behalf of Proposition 8 banning gay marriage to the California Supreme Court on Thursday. He already got Bill Clinton impeached for heterosexual sex. It would appear he’s against forms of fornication except for legal fees.” — Argus Hamilton Ken Starr and California’s Proposition 8 … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Ken Starr And California’s Proposition 8
“Bill Clinton was on The View [this week]. It was a frustrating appearance for Clinton — it turns out the pretty one is a conservative.” — Jay Leno on Bill Clinton’s recent appearance on The View … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bill Clinton’s Recent Appearance On The View
“Bill Clinton said Wednesday he’ll campaign for Barack Obama in the South after the Jewish holidays. Is he kidding? It’s been so long since Bill Clinton lived in the South he has forgotten that the only religion that matters is college football.” — Argus Hamilton on Bill Clinton campaigning for Barack Obama … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Bill Clinton Campaigning For Barack Obama