“Hotels in Washington, D.C., are overbooked. A lot of VIPs have no place to stay. Things are so bad, Bill and Hillary Clinton have to share a room.” — Craig Ferguson on Bill and Hillary Clinton at Barack Obama’s inauguration … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Bill And Hillary Clinton At Barack Obama’s Inauguration
“They say that during Hillary Clinton’s appointment confirmation hearings, Republicans could force her to answer a lot of embarrassing questions about Bill Clinton’s financial affairs, to which HIllary said, ‘What kind of affairs? Financial? No problem! Bring it on!'” — Jay Leno on Hillary Clinton as U.S. Secretary of State … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Hillary Clinton As U.S. Secretary Of State
“Hillary Clinton on Monday forgave herself $13 million she lent to her own campaign after forgiving her husband many legendary indiscretions. She is so frustrated. She forgives and forgives and the media still thinks Obama is Jesus.” — Argus Hamilton on Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign debt … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign Debt
“John Edwards admitted Friday to having an adulterous affair on the campaign trail, and he was immediately replaced as a speaker at the Democratic convention by Bill Clinton. The lesson is clear. You cannot act like that when everybody likes your wife.” — Argus Hamilton on John Edwards admitting to adultery … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On John Edwards Admitting To Adultery
“Barack Obama’s campaign revealed that Obama phoned Bill Clinton Monday, and they had a terrific conversation. They struck a deal. Bill agreed to stay off the campaign trail, and Barack Obama agreed to give him Scarlett Johansson’s e-mail address.” — Argus Hamilton on Bill Clinton and Barack Obama … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Bill Clinton And Barack Obama