“Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it’s just like Disneyland, except the six-foot mouse is real.” — Conan O’Brien on Chernobyl and tourism … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Chernobyl And Tourism
“Former President George W. Bush was on Oprah. When asked about being the leader of the free world, Oprah said, ‘It’s not bad.'” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush being on Oprah … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush Being On Oprah
“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.” — Conan O’Brien on life and Jay Leno … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Life And Jay Leno
“Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer is re-evaluating its endorsement deal with Tiger Woods. Which is ironic, because in order to schedule a career, a wife, and 14 mistresses, you need a really good watch.” — Conan O’Brien on Tiger Woods and Tag Heuer … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Tiger Woods And Tag Heuer
“President George W. Bush made his debut as a motivational speaker. Afterward, Bush said the crowd was so motivated many of them left halfway through.” — Conan O’Brien on George W. Bush as a motivational speaker … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On George W. Bush As A Motivational Speaker