“The Olympics are right around the corner. China has announced that protesters will be allowed to assemble in designated ‘protest areas.’ Or as they’re commonly called in China, jail.” — Conan O’Brien on China’s tough police stance at the 2008 Summer Olympics … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On China’s Tough Police Stance At The 2008 Summer Olympics
“China announced that during the Olympics, it will ban restaurants from serving dog meat. Which brings new meaning to the phrase, ‘Hello, Kitty.'” — Conan O’Brien on China banning serving dog meat during the 2008 Summer Olympics … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On China Banning Serving Dog Meat During The 2008 Summer Olympics
“In a speech, the Pope said that the world’s resources are being squandered because of insatiable consumption. Then the Pope put down his jewel encrusted staff, got into his Popemobile and sped off to the Vatican Palace.” — Conan O’Brien on the Pope’s criticism of the world’s insatiable consumption of resources … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On The Pope’s Criticism Of The World’s Insatiable Consumption Of Resources
“Cuba announced they will send a rowing team to the Olympics. They started training last month and haven’t been seen since.” — Conan O’Brien on Cuba’s 2008 Olympic rowing team … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Cuba’s 2008 Olympic Rowing Team
“Political experts are saying that Barack Obama is hesitant to name Hillary Clinton his vice president because he is unsure of the role Bill Clinton would want to play. Bill says he’s comfortable playing many roles, including boss interviewing secretary, pizza guy surprising housewife… he doesn’t care.” — Conan O’Brien … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Hillary Clinton Possibly Being Barack Obama’s VP