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Jay Leno On John Boehner Being The Next Speaker Of The House

“It looks like John Boehner will be the new speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children who grew up in a two-room home with just one bathroom. He worked his way through school and became the first person in his family to graduate from college. Then, sadly, he fell in with the wrong crowd and wound up in Congress.” — Jay Leno on John Boehner (R – OH) being the next Speaker of the House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On John Boehner Being The Next Speaker Of The House

Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise

“Congress has voted against giving itself a pay raise. They thought giving themselves a pay raise now would be unpopular. I think giving them any pay at all right now is unpopular.” — Jay Leno on Congress voting against giving itself a pay raise … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise

Jimmy Kimmel On Toyota Before Congress

“The head of Toyota had to appear before Congress to be yelled at. It was actually refreshing to see a car company CEO appear before Congress and not ask for $10 billion.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Toyota before Congress … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Toyota Before Congress

Jimmy Fallon On ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

“Everyone’s talking about the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Adm. Mike Mullen said it’s wrong to force people ‘to lie about who they are’ in order to serve their country. Then Congress was like, ‘Who cares? We do that every election.'” — Jimmy Fallon on ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Argus Hamilton On Tim Geithner At The Congressional Hearings

“Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner testified in front of the House Ways and Means Committee Tuesday. He told them the administration is gearing up to go after tax evaders. Boy, did he ever get a cold shoulder when he showed up at the next cabinet meeting.” — Argus Hamilton on Tim Geithner at the congressional hearings … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On Tim Geithner At The Congressional Hearings

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Jay Leno On John Boehner Being The Next Speaker Of The House

Jay Leno On Congress Voting Against Giving Itself A Pay Raise

Jimmy Kimmel On Toyota Before Congress

Jimmy Fallon On ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Argus Hamilton On Tim Geithner At The Congressional Hearings