David Letterman On Octomom
“The Octomom had a thing done. Now she can’t have any more kids. And I thought to myself, ‘Well they nipped that in the bud.'” — David Letterman on Octomom … Continue reading…David Letterman On Octomom
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David Letterman On Swine Flu And Mexico
“Swine flu is bad in Mexico. They’re not allowing anyone to go to the soccer games. They’re playing them, just no fans are in the stands. Just like soccer here in the United States.” — David Letterman on swine flu and Mexico … Continue reading…David Letterman On Swine Flu And Mexico
David Letterman On Bernie Madoff And Ruth Madoff
“Bernie Madoff’s wife, Ruth, is saying she has her own money. She says she has $62 million in savings. She says it’s not swindle money; it’s not fraud money; it’s money she made from yard sales. It’s money she says she saved by switching to GEICO.” — David Letterman on Bernie Madoff and Ruth Madoff … Continue reading…David Letterman On Bernie Madoff And Ruth Madoff
David Letterman On The Economic Crisis
“The economy is bad. So bad, even Tom Cruise is taking antidepressants.” — David Letterman on the economic crisis … Continue reading…David Letterman On The Economic Crisis
David Letterman On Barack Obama’s Two Failed Cabinet Nominations
“Obama has now lost two nominees because of tax trouble. Good luck to the new Health and Human Services nominee — Wesley Snipes.” — David Letterman on Barack Obama’s two failed cabinet nominees … Continue reading…David Letterman On Barack Obama’s Two Failed Cabinet Nominations