“When the economy is bad, it means budget cuts and teacher layoffs. That means the next generation won’t even know as much about American history as Sarah Palin.” — Jay Leno on budget cuts and Sarah Palin … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Budget Cuts And Sarah Palin
“Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.” – Jay Leno on Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Osama bin Laden And Dick Cheney
“The captain of the USS Enterprise aircraft carrier has been relieved of command for appearing in raunchy videos on the ship. They are calling this the most embarrassing video involving Navy personnel since that guy from the Village People.” Jay Leno on the raunchy USS Enterprise videos … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Raunchy USS Enterprise Videos
“Americans are stranded on a cruise ship for two days and they have to haul in 60,000 pounds of food. Meanwhile the Chilean miners were underground for 69 days with nothing but a can of tuna fish and they were fine.” — Jay Leno on the recently stranded Carnival cruise ship … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Recently Stranded Carnival Cruise Ship
“It looks like John Boehner will be the new speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children who grew up in a two-room home with just one bathroom. He worked his way through school and became the first person in his family to graduate from college. Then, sadly, he fell in with the wrong crowd and wound up in Congress.” — Jay Leno on John Boehner (R – OH) being the next Speaker of the House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On John Boehner Being The Next Speaker Of The House