“Sarah Palin was in New York meeting foreign leaders at the U.N. Assembly. She was very impressed with all the landmarks in New York City. As she was driving over the Hudson River, she said, ‘Wow — your bridges actually go somewhere.'” — Jay Leno on Sarah Palin at the U.N. Assembly … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sarah Palin At The U.N. Assembly
“If you watched TV last weekend, you know that ABC’s Charlie Gibson did something John McCain has never done — interviewed Sarah Palin. At one point, Gibson asked about the Bush Doctrine, and she didn’t know what it was. But to be fair, even Bush doesn’t know what it is.” — Jay Leno on Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sarah Palin’s Interview With Charlie Gibson
“Bill Clinton was on The View [this week]. It was a frustrating appearance for Clinton — it turns out the pretty one is a conservative.” — Jay Leno on Bill Clinton’s recent appearance on The View … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Bill Clinton’s Recent Appearance On The View
“Fewer people are getting plastic surgery, the industry reports. How ironic. The one time you need a smile on your face, and you can’t even afford to get it.” — Jay Leno on the effects of the economic crisis on the cosmetic surgery industry … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The Effects Of The Economic Crisis On The Cosmetic Surgery Industry
“The whole theory behind this salary cap is that if you are not performing well and you’re taking taxpayer money, then that should be reflected in lower wages. Of course, under that criteria everybody in Congress should get $2 an hour.” — Jay Leno on salary caps for executives of bailed out companies … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Salary Caps For Executives Of Bailed Out Companies