“The economy is so bad right now Barack Obama’s new slogan is ‘Spare Change You Can Believe In.'” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and the U.S. economy … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And The U.S. Economy
“Earlier this week, all e-mail service at the White House completely collapsed. Everything had to be written on paper by hand. It was like John McCain had been elected president.” — Jay Leno on the e-mail disruption at the White House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The E-mail Disruption At The White House
“They say that during Hillary Clinton’s appointment confirmation hearings, Republicans could force her to answer a lot of embarrassing questions about Bill Clinton’s financial affairs, to which HIllary said, ‘What kind of affairs? Financial? No problem! Bring it on!'” — Jay Leno on Hillary Clinton as U.S. Secretary of State … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Hillary Clinton As U.S. Secretary Of State
“President-elect Barack Obama is still looking for a White House dog. In fact, he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama’s new dog … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama’s New Dog
“In an interview with The Washington Times, Vice President Dick Cheney said he is not a big fan of rap music. I was stunned by that. He gets driven around in a limo; he’s surrounded by bodyguards; he shot a guy in the face… he is a rap star!” — Jay Leno on Dick Cheney not liking rap music … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Dick Cheney Not Liking Rap Music