“Radio host Rush Limbaugh says he will leave the United States if health care reform passes. Well, if that doesn’t get the Democrats to rally, nothing will.” — Jay Leno on Rush Limbaugh and health care reform … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Rush Limbaugh And Health Care Reform
“Kathryn Bigelow won Best Director for The Hurt Locker, about the Iraq war. But she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could have never been made: Bush and Cheney.” — Jay Leno on Kathryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Kathryn Bigelow And The Hurt Locker
“President Bush said that he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer during his presidency.” — Jay Leno on George W. Bush and prayer … Continue reading…Jay Leno On George W. Bush And Prayer
“Here is something pretty unbelievable. The only living World War I veteran, a man named Frank Buckles, just turned 109 years old. What’s even more amazing, he just finished his fourth tour in Afghanistan.” — Jay Leno on Frank Buckles … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Frank Buckles
“Sen. Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. He says he may go work for the banking industry. Have you seen his voting record? I think he already works for the banking industry.” — Jay Leno on Sen. Chris Dodd retiring … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sen. Chris Dodd Retiring