“After months of budget negotiations and some tough compromises on both sides, I’m happy to announce that a deal has finally been reached. That’s right, the entire cast of Jersey Shore has signed on for season Number 4.” — Jimmy Fallon on Jersey Shore‘s Season 4 … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Jersey Shore’s Season 4
“JetBlue is appointing retired Gen. Stanley McChrystal to its board of directors. That’s who I want looking for my missing luggage — the guy who’s been trying to find bin Laden for ten years.” — Jimmy Fallon on JetBlue hiring Gen. Stanley McChrystal … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On JetBlue Hiring Gen. Stanley McChrystal
“A woman in Houston just gave birth to a healthy set of quintuplets. The mom says she’s excited about her babies, and can’t wait to watch them grow up on whatever channel gives them a reality show.” — Jimmy Fallon on Houston’s newest set of quintuplets … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Houston’s Newest Set Of Quintuplets
“In Afghanistan, the U.S. has discovered large deposits of iron, copper, cobalt, gold, and lithium. Or as most people would call it, ‘Not Osama bin Laden.'” — Jimmy Fallon on potential mineral mining in Afghanistan … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On Potential Mineral Mining In Afghanistan
“The American Association Of Nude Recreation tried to break the record for the most people skinny dipping at once. In other news, the oil spill is now the second-most disgusting ocean disaster of all time.” — Jimmy Fallon on the new skinny dipping record … Continue reading…Jimmy Fallon On The New Skinny Dipping Record