“Christine O’Donnell revealed in a debate that she didn’t know the separation of church and state is in the Constitution. I guess they don’t teach that at Hogwarts.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Christine O’Donnell and separation of church and state … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Christine O’Donnell And Separation Of Church And State
“I’m not a political person. When our right to masturbate is threatened, that’s where I draw the line. What goes on between me in my own bedroom, and car sometimes, is my business, not the government’s.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Christine O’Donnell being against masturbation … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Christine O’Donnell Being Against Masturbation
“Wyclef Jean has announced that he will run for president of Haiti. He said he hopes the Haitian people will look past the fact that he has very little political experience and forgive him for that horrible remake of ‘We Are The World.'” — Jimmy Kimmel on Wyclef Jean running for president of Haiti … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Wyclef Jean Running For President Of Haiti
“The FDA may be on the verge of approving Viagra for women. They say the chemicals in it may reduce the incidence of fake headaches before bed.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Viagra for women … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Viagra For Women
“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. They showed the biathlon, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as commuting.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the biathlon at the Winter Olympics … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On The Biathlon At The Winter Olympics