“The head of Toyota had to appear before Congress to be yelled at. It was actually refreshing to see a car company CEO appear before Congress and not ask for $10 billion.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Toyota before Congress … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Toyota Before Congress
“President Obama made his health care address to Congress. It went pretty well, except for one weird part in the middle when a congressman from South Carolina suddenly yelled out, ‘You lie!” It’s amazing — this guy was able to sit through seven years of PResident Bush telling him everything in Iraq was fine.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Barack Obama and Joe Wilson … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Barack Obama And Joe Wilson
“Former Atlanta Falcons and dog-fighting aficionado Michael Vick has been working hard to rehabilitate himself: He served his prison time, he apologized, he promised to work with animal rights organizations, he was an usher at the Taco Bell dog’s funeral.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Michael Vick and Taco Bell dog … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Michael Vick And Taco Bell Dog
“They’ve traced the swine flu’s origin to one little piggy who went to the market when he should have stayed home.” — Jimmy Kimmel on swine flu … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Swine Flu
“The economy’s getting worse. Home Depot announced that they’re laying off 7,000 employees… which is interesting because I’ve been to Home Depot, and I didn’t even know they had employees.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Home Depot announcing 7,000 layoffs … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Home Depot Announcing 7,000 Layoffs