“O.J. Simpson was found guilty of burglary and other charges in Nevada. Keeping track — double murder, no prison time; stealing back your own football cards, 15 years.” — Jimmy Kimmel on O.J. Simpson’s recent guilty verdict … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On O.J. Simpson’s Recent Guilty Verdict
“The stock market crashed again [Wednesday]. This has been one of the worst financial weeks in American history. I was lucky — two weeks ago, I took all my money out of Lehman Brothers and invested it into the Jonas Brothers.” — Jimmy Kimmel on the economy … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On The Economy
“After John McCain made a political ad that featured Paris Hilton… she fired back with her own political ad calling Sen. McCain a wrinkly, white-haired guy, and talked about her energy policy, which until this point, has been vodka.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Paris Hilton’s retaliating political ad on John McCain … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Paris Hilton’s Retaliating Political Ad On John McCain