“Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game and afterward, he had a five-minute phone conversation with President Obama. Meanwhile, the losing pitcher got a two-hour phone call from Joe Biden.” — Conan O’Brien on Mark Buehrle’s perfect game … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Mark Buehrle’s Perfect Game
“In an interview this weekend, Vice President Joe Biden says he still has his eye on the presidency. Which is weird, since the question was, ‘How do you take your coffee?'” — Conan O’Brien on Vice President Joe Biden for President … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On Vice President Joe Biden For President
“President Obama had less than a one-hour warning before North Korea’s nuclear test. That’s not bad when you realize he gets no warning when Joe Biden’s going to go off.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama and North Korea … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama And North Korea
“The White House had a private screening of Star Trek. You don’t have to worry about some moron talking through the movie at private screenings. That’s why they didn’t invite Joe Biden.” — Jay Leno on Star Trek at the White House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Star Trek At The White House
“Barack Obama sent out a text message for his vice president choice at 3 a.m. He told everyone he picked Joe Biden. How do you think that made Hillary Clinton feel? She finally gets that 3 a.m. call — and it’s to tell her they picked Joe Biden.” — Jay Leno on Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as his running mate … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Barack Obama Choosing Joe Biden As His Running Mate