“Are you ready for the big 2010 Census? They’re saying the census consists of 10 questions in 10 minutes. That’s how John McCain chose his running mate.” — David Letterman on the 2010 Census and John McCain … Continue reading…David Letterman On The 2010 Census And John McCain
“Sen. John McCain said today that he bought a hybrid car. Apparently McCain thinks a hybrid car is one that has an AM and FM radio.” — Conan O’Brien on John McCain … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On John McCain
“If you watched TV last weekend, you know that ABC’s Charlie Gibson did something John McCain has never done — interviewed Sarah Palin. At one point, Gibson asked about the Bush Doctrine, and she didn’t know what it was. But to be fair, even Bush doesn’t know what it is.” — Jay Leno on Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson … Continue reading…Jay Leno On Sarah Palin’s Interview With Charlie Gibson
“Earlier this week, all e-mail service at the White House completely collapsed. Everything had to be written on paper by hand. It was like John McCain had been elected president.” — Jay Leno on the e-mail disruption at the White House … Continue reading…Jay Leno On The E-mail Disruption At The White House
“I feel bad for McCain — I guess that endorsement from Dick Cheney came a little too late.” — David Letterman on Dick Cheney’s Endorsement for John McCain … Continue reading…David Letterman On Dick Cheney’s Endorsement For John McCain