“Paris Hilton’s mother is angry that John McCain put Paris in his campaign video. Isn’t that amazing? Of all the videos Paris has been in, this is the one Mom’s upset about?” — Jay Leno on John McCain putting Paris Hilton in his campaign video … Continue reading…Jay Leno On John McCain Putting Paris Hilton In His Campaign Video
“The New York Times once again raised the issue that John McCain may not be eligible to be president because he’s not a natural-born U.S. citizen. Apparently, McCain was born outside the 13 colonies.” — Conan O’Brien on a New York Times report question John McCain’s presidential eligibility … Continue reading…Conan O’Brien On A New York Times Report Questioning John McCain’s Presidential Eligibility
“After John McCain made a political ad that featured Paris Hilton… she fired back with her own political ad calling Sen. McCain a wrinkly, white-haired guy, and talked about her energy policy, which until this point, has been vodka.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Paris Hilton’s retaliating political ad on John McCain … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Paris Hilton’s Retaliating Political Ad On John McCain
“John McCain hired Arnold Schwarzenegger’s campaign manager, Steve Schmidt. Anybody who can make a Republican out of a Hollywood actor might make a Republican out of McCain.” — Argus Hamilton on John McCain’s hiring of Steve Schmidt … Continue reading…Argus Hamilton On John McCain’s Hiring Of Steve Schmidt
“Barack Obama is introducing Kanye West at a Chicago concert. I think he’s trying to win over all the hip-hop fans who support John McCain.” — Craig Ferguson on Barack Obama introducing Kanye West at a recent Chicago concert … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Barack Obama Introducing Kanye West At A Recent Chicago Concert