“Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession. In her defense, it was in Las Vegas. Paris says someone else left their cocaine in her purse. In legal circles, this is known as the Lindsay Lohan defense.” — Craig Ferguson on Paris Hilton being arrested for cocaine possession … Continue reading…Craig Ferguson On Paris Hilton Being Arrested For Cocaine Possession
“Paris Hilton was arrested with cocaine and she claimed that she thought it was chewing gum. She was charged with possession of less than an ounce of common sense.” — David Letterman on Paris Hilton and cocaine … Continue reading…David Letterman On Paris Hilton And Cocaine
“Paris Hilton’s mother is angry that John McCain put Paris in his campaign video. Isn’t that amazing? Of all the videos Paris has been in, this is the one Mom’s upset about?” — Jay Leno on John McCain putting Paris Hilton in his campaign video … Continue reading…Jay Leno On John McCain Putting Paris Hilton In His Campaign Video
“After John McCain made a political ad that featured Paris Hilton… she fired back with her own political ad calling Sen. McCain a wrinkly, white-haired guy, and talked about her energy policy, which until this point, has been vodka.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Paris Hilton’s retaliating political ad on John McCain … Continue reading…Jimmy Kimmel On Paris Hilton’s Retaliating Political Ad On John McCain